|Tasmanians, women in labour and babies painting houses.
||[Feb. 24th, 2009|07:30 am]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!
A Tasmanian couple walk out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out. Her ex-husband says, "Oh for fuck's sake, stop crying! You're still my sister!"|
A women is in labour and is shouting and screaming as usual, "Get me this, give me drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me fucker!" Her boyfriend replied casually, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said it'd be too painful."
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.