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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2009|03:36 pm]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!

evilchickity27
Why can't Mexicans play uno?
They always go for the green card.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she exits a battered woman's home?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What is green and smells like pork?
Kermit the Frog's penis.

How do "white" fairy tales start?
Once Upon a Time.
How do "black" fairy tales start?
Nigga, you ain't gonna believe this!
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2009|10:38 pm]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!

liabiliteaze
How do you know when your sisters started her periods?
Your dad's cock tastes of blood.

What's 20 foot long and wrapped around a cunt?
A turban.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?
The Pope died a virgin.

A little girl gets into the shower with her father. She looks down at his manparts, and says "Daddy daddy, when will I get one of those?" Her dad looks at his watch and replies "In half an hour when your mums at work."

What do Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
They both come in small yellow boxes.
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Tasmanians, women in labour and babies painting houses. [Feb. 24th, 2009|07:30 am]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!
brickfly
A Tasmanian couple walk out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out. Her ex-husband says, "Oh for fuck's sake, stop crying! You're still my sister!"

A women is in labour and is shouting and screaming as usual, "Get me this, give me drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me fucker!" Her boyfriend replied casually, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said it'd be too painful."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
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Simple russian guy talks to american nation! [Feb. 21st, 2009|01:20 am]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!
cruesome_tusome


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FANTASTIC!!! :) [Nov. 19th, 2008|12:48 pm]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!
general_zhab
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Hilarious movie you have to see!! [Nov. 2nd, 2008|04:17 pm]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!

whwizel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEijMNgBoM0&feature=related
Awesome!
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Gays For McCain - Funny Video! [Oct. 21st, 2008|05:27 pm]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!

queerunity


http://queersunited.blogspot.com/2008/10/gays-for-mccain-funny-video.html
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Oopsie - Gay Blooper on NBC News! [Oct. 4th, 2008|03:56 pm]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!

queerunity
http://queersunited.blogspot.com/2008/10/oopsie-gay-blooper.html
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No Action Video (NAV) [Oct. 4th, 2008|02:05 am]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!
cruesome_tusome


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Simple russian guy talks to Barack Obama [Sep. 30th, 2008|12:32 pm]
These jokes shouldnt be funny, but they are!
cruesome_tusome


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